HA! Roped you in, didn’t I? I bet you were all like “OMG SHE HATES FEMALE CASTS! FAKE NEWS! CLICK BAIT!” Well, I suppose you were sort of right about that last one…but I digress (as usual). Let me be first to say I am 100% in favor of women-centered movies and casts. Look at… Read More Ocean's 8: The Problem with All-Female Casts
I’ve been hearing about Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri ever since it came out, and a lot of it didn’t appeal to me. It was one I knew I wanted to see, but I didn’t think I would enjoy. And honestly, there are a lot of films like that. There are a lot of stories that… Read More Thoughts on Three Billboards
Ah, 2017. To be perfectly honest, most of the things that I watched last year involved old ladies (my beloved Golden Girls, and Grace and Frankie) or murder (whaddup Columbo and Poirot). However, I did manage to make it out to the theater a few times and I liked a lot of what I chose to see.… Read More My Fave Movies of 2017
This may very well end up being a one-time thing, but I’m a sucker for stupid movies and it’s Sunday so here we are.Typical that everyone’s like “BLADERUNNER IS AWESOME” and I’m silently moonwalking into Geostorm under cover of night. Am I ashamed? A bit. Geostorm is basically what happens when someone who really loved Armageddon tries to… Read More Stupid Movie Sunday: Geostorm
Why hello there. If you’ve come to this page, I probably don’t know you. Little about me: I love movies. Obscure live-action Disney movies,Hitchcock movies from the 60s,British TV movies,Hollywood blockbusters,Lifetime movies,Silver classics from the 30s and 40s,Cartoon collections,Romcoms,Horror movies,Dramas,Documentaries,And really pretty much everything else. This is where I post my reviews, my rants about… Read More About Me
I haven’t been to the movies in a while. And I’m annoyed, because I’ve been in the mood to go to the movies several times, but the only things playing are one of two things: 1. A giant, obnoxious blockbuster — possibly/probably a sequel — that has been shoved in my face for the past… Read More What the Hell, Hollywood?
I’ve been bingeing on terrible romcoms from the late 90s/early 00s, and I need to talk about how terrible-wonderful they are. Remember those days? When you were given a heroine and a love interest and they HATED each other and then they LOVED each other and then they HATED each other again and then they… Read More Best of the Worst: RomComs of Yesteryear
Oh. My God. Okay, at the risk of over-hyping this movie, I was not expecting it to be as good as it was. Especially for a movie that clocks in at 2.5 hours (a fact that I was blissfully unaware of until I was seated in the theater), I was bracing myself for the worst. But… Read More A Cure for Wellness: A Lesson in Amazing Thrillers
I’ve always had somewhat of a loyalty problem with M. Night Shyamalan. As in, I tend to like most of the things that he creates, even if the reason I like them is simply for their original plots. Also I bumped into him at a bar once so we’re bffs. With Split, Shyamalan sets a scene… Read More Split: Classic M. Night Original
Full disclosure: I love the Star Wars series and I think that they’re great movies (with the exceptions of stories I-III because Hayden Christianson cannot act, I don’t care who you are). But I have only seen them each once or twice. That being said, from where I’m standing Rogue One is an incredible addition to the… Read More Rogue One: We're Going Rogue!
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